panic! at the hommie

I woke up late nd fell out of bed. I looked at the clock nd I noticed I was late. So I quickly take my bath nd get dressed up fer school. *5 minutes late! Nd I was like DAMN! have to stand at the back of the volleyball court where all of the students gather every morning before the class starts. But luckily it wasnt that awkward cause Khalee came late too ^^

Today's English lesson was the best. Shu, Aiena, Vithia nd I laughed through out the lesson 'cause of our teacher, Miss Mazurah *The Miss Scratch-Here, Scratch-There, Scratch-Everywhere!* ROFL ROFL. I've no idea why the hell she likes to scratch her body especially her va jay jay. We had group discussion as usual nd we had Literature today. While the four of us were laughing like mad, she suddenly came to us to check our work nd stuff. Surprisingly, she bend her body put her hands on the table. Nd her hands kena my hand nd I was like *god!does anyone has handsanitizer here???!!! Shu told me that Ms. Scratching was *sondol-ing over her but I couldnt save her.HAHA cause that time Ms. Scratching's butt was right next to my face, yes I repeat. MY FACE! Vithia pulak, she wanted to go to toilet nd she kept calling Ms. Scratching but she wouldnt listen.

 Then Vithia buat gila. She walked a whole round of the class when the teacher was talking to her nd Shu. Then we laugh our ass out ahh kan."apasal minah ni tiba2 jalan 1 class?" HAHA

Then thankgod Afiqah make stories "teacher, dia tak tahan sangat sebab tu dia pusing 1 class sebab teacher tak bagi dia keluar" hahaha.

-10 years later. . .

She let Vithia go.haha i swear that moment can give us major stomachache fer laughing so hard.

That's why i've been telling to all of em' my favourite lesson this year is English 'cause i can laugh like there's no tomorrow.haha plus tengok lah pun the teacher can even scratch her uhurm publicly pulak tu. Dah lah she likes to smile alone-alone haha ohh not to forget, she likes to scratch her stomach nd her butt too ^^

dont get me wrong.it's not that i like to see people scratching ehh X)

moral of the story is: if you want to go to toilet better tell your teacher till he/she hears you. If not sampai sudah lah korang tk ke tandas ye.nd ohh, dont scratch infront of people, 'cause that's nastayyyhhhh.MIAHAHA

OHH YE I GOT ONE MORE STORY TO SHARE WITH YOU PEOPLE

  Yesterday evening i was too tired so i took a nap fer few hours. I set the alarm clock at 6.15 pm. Then all that i knew, i was awake 'cause the alarm was quite loud. I look at the clock, "ehh, it's 6.15 already lahh!" (fyi, i wake up at 6.15 am to go to school) then tak puas hati lagi ni, i took another clock on my study desk nd the time 6.15 too. I look out at the window, why is 6.15 in the morning looks like 8 am already hah??

 Then i quickly find my schoolbag, i look around my room. ALAMAK i havnt iron my uniform nd i havnt pack up my stuff yet. *tak puas hati lagi..I went to mama's room nd i found out she wasnt in there nd i was alone at home. "ugh macam mana nak pergi sekolah ni?" My mind was all messed up. I dont know what should I do or where should I go. So i sit down, turned on the TV.

 "Eh, ni macam TV Show blah petang ni. Betul ke the time now is 6 something in the morning?"

rupa-rupanya it was 6.15 on the evening when i was awake tu -_______-

Tidak syak lagi Zaida ni mamai lepas bangun tidur terkejut bunyi alarm clock yang bising tu.hehe

Moral of the story is: wash your feet before you go to sleep or even a nap. or else maybe you'll end up panic tak tentu pasal.HAHAHA *malu

p/s: I almost wear my uniform yang berkedut seribu tu tau tak. Nd the worst part of all, when mama got back, I told mama what happened nd guess what?Dia dok gelak jeeeee.GRR :O

Alas, Homosapiens